幽默是生活的魔法调味剂，
用轻松的笑声，
化解一天的疲惫吧！
韦斯莱把戏坊新一期笑话精选分享来啦——
藏在文字里的小巧思、
恰到好处的幽默，
愿小巫师会心一笑，
烦恼通通消散！
小雪鸮衔来「笑话投稿精选03」，
与各位巫师分享这份快乐，
一起来看看吧~
✦韦斯莱把戏坊·笑话投稿精选✦
我的妈呀大姐！
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我的妈呀大姐！