春风吹过对角巷，
石板路上洒满温暖阳光，
韦斯莱把戏坊带来了新一期笑话精选分享，
为巫师的课后生活增添趣味！
小雪鸮衔来「笑话投稿精选02」，
与各位巫师分享这份快乐，
一起来看看吧~
✦韦斯莱把戏坊·笑话投稿精选✦
人格分裂可还行！
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人格分裂可还行！